Baton Rouge Louisiana Temple

Baton Rouge Louisiana Temple

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Cajun Jokes

OK, so people here (mainly in Lafayette) love to tell Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes. It's these two REALLY Cajun guys that are very funny! 

--- Boudreaux was going to Catahoula to visit Thibodeaux.  He was on I-10 driving his pickup truck below the speed limit. A Louisiana State trooper pulled him over. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"  Boudreaux replied, "Bout whut?"

---The Sheriff pulled up next to Boudreaux unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?  Don't you see that sign right over your head."  "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "

--- Boudreaux was overheard saying "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."  When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause every thang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."

---- Thibodeaux’s wife heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.  When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.  He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. Clarisse came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.  Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
Clarisse said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."  The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" Clarisse said, "No, just up to my chest.  I can splash it on my eyes."

Sister Lyons, my joke supplier, sent these to me today. Elder Fontenot says there are tons of Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes. Maybe they're more popular in the south than blonde jokes and attorney jokes!

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