Friday, October 3, 2014
T is for Talus
My ankles are fat! I'm serious. They're fat! My ankles have never been fat. But they are now. Good grief! It looks like I have elephantitis. We don't have a full length mirror in our apartment, so when I walked past one today it was devastating, because I could plainly see that my ankles are fat! It must be from all the sitting I do--all day, every day. The fat must just ooze down my legs and puddle at the talus. So don't just walk casually past me pretending not to be looking at my ankles when you really are. Just come right out and say, "Hey, I'm looking at your fat ankles!"